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splders:

hey youre cute im ugly opposites attract you have to date me sorry i dont make the rules

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

godmuva:

Why people ask me shit like “how was work?” or “how is school?” like work is work, school is school, I would rather be on a yacht right now while gettin some dick but here I am

(via floodchild)

kawaiigod:

if i get rich my mom gettin paid first thing

(Source: zootedboy, via sniffing)

“Some people are old at 18 and some are young at 90. Time is a concept that humans created.”
— Yoko Ono, 1977  (via bl-ossomed)

(Source: voodoogirl95, via floodchild)

batlock:

So.

Cards Against Humanity.

I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.

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It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

If you have it, open your box.

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You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

Do that.

Do it carefully.

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Holy shit.

There’s something in there. What could that be?

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There’s a card.

There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

But what card?

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I fucking love these people.

(via parkingstrange)

gnarly:

Look at all these chickens! <3 Omg 3/4 of a milli ily guys so much #lildaddys

gnarly:

Look at all these chickens! <3
Omg 3/4 of a milli ily guys so much #lildaddys

kunty-perry:

when will the lies end, kevin?

(Source: thehausucat, via intensional)

idiotblogger:

No mom they aren’t strangers on the internet they went to school with me but moved away

(via gnarly)

scrlett:

no offense but my favorite hobby is staying hydrated and beautiful 

(via asvprock)

memeguy-com:

Please take a seat

memeguy-com:

Please take a seat

smartgirlsattheparty:

robotrockers:

I’ve got a friend and they mean a lot to me.

♥♥♥♥♥♥

(Source: princegumbutt)